Pink Pants for the Smuts Clash

Dear Shebeen,

This award has not been given nearly enough airtime this season, probably due to me being stuck on the highveld and unable to witness the ridiculousness that gets the nominees noticed. But the pink pants are back!

The Shebeen Boy’s version of the Darwin award, considered actions encompasses anything that earns the receiver ridicule, pity and many a downed beverage… So let’s get into our nominees:

Second Princess:

Though this player has not had much game time for the Shebeen Boys in his career, it is not through lack of trying on the administrative part. However, “my shoulder is buggered” can only be used so many times. Eventually, it is evident that time with females (and by females I mean hairy left palms) takes preference as a Wednesday evening activity. His redeeming moment, however, was when he was named Man of the Match with a momentous performance in the big Shebeen vs Fourths derby earlier this year. Mike VS, good to have you back mate, thought we had lost you for good there.

First Princess:

Blood relation to the second princess, this player is no stranger to the pink pants. But then it is his own fault… While it is usually his off field antics that gets him noticed, this time his unusual lack of ability has caught the selection panel’s eye. Our “blitz” outside centre was reeled and caught by the 2 heavies of the Fourths, Wazza and Milf. Devzo, this is not acceptable… but you are spared this week by our resident personal trainer…

This week, for handing out “Jack 3D” in the change rooms to all of his charnas before the Fourths clash, congrats to…

Jev “Quade” Cooper, boet. The Pink Pants are great because they show off how huge and ripped your legs are charna.

I urge you all to consider one of these three special cases when selecting a pourer tomorrow night!!

SHEBEEN