Pink Pants Award For The Panthers Clash
05. May, 2010 
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Dear Shebeen,
In what will hopefully not be a habitual occurence, our Pink Pants winner from last week ended up in hospital after the clash with the Nadoes. For all of those that don’t know, Devon is fine. Aside from the concussion sidelining him for the next month, he was “really chuffed for the chill time, bru”. Although not playing this week, Dev does have a hand in this week’s Pink Pants Award, but more on that in a bit…
To get things started, the runners up for this week are:
Jacques “Lofty” Loftus
Last week saw a titanic struggle by Shebeen who were eventually overpowered by a strong Nadoes outfit. Having to source spare props for the clash was unexpected, but unfortunately it was necessary as our stalwart prop, Lofty, was sidelined. With a back injury. From carrying beers. 3 weeks ago. Lofty will be back in action this week against the Panthers, and by the hair on his chin will be in green shorts…
Pete “The Coach” Williams
This runner up is unusual because it us generally accepted that the Pink Pants will be awarded to someone running out on the pitch that evening. Some may agree, however, that standing pitch side is close enough to be eligible. Now, there were drinks involved, and there were claims of being quoted out of context, but last Wednesday while checking up on Dev lying in the middle of the field, Coach said something along the lines of, “I don’t want to get on all fours as I will dirty my pants/ scrape my knees/ be awarded the Pink Pants” (you choose the most appropriate ending). Coach, to justify not being awarded Pink Pants we need a strong performance at the Tunnel Party tonight!
Aside from these 2, everyone had quite a good week. Except for one lad, the one everyone knew deep down would be getting the Pink Pants Award this week.
For concussing your mate with the boot of the opposition scrummie last week (and for putting a jersey on a kitten), you get the Pink Pants Award this week, Tim Vann…
Don’t know how long those Pink Pants are going to stay Pink for tonight.
It’s a muddy affair out there indeed! Bring your snorkel and goggles!
The first pic looks funny.
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