Pink Pants Award for the Nadoes Clash tonight

Dear Shebeen Boys,

As you all know, the Pink Pants Award is making a very strong comeback this season. Thanks to Karl for looking after them in the Marquard game so well. But alas, this partnership has come to an end and it is time to announce the next recipient of this very special ‘award’…

Once again there were a few pretenders that made a strong grab at the Pink throne, including:

Gary ‘Experience Means Nothing’ Fouche


Our ex- chairman Gazza was in with a chance for his spectacular performance on the coinage table after the Marquard game. For those that were not there, it ended rather prematurely and with a Shebeen urinal full of Gazza’s dinner… Congrats on the attempt Gazz, your efforts could well be rewarded in the near future!

Tyron ‘I Tried Catching With My Elbows’ Fouche

Not far behind his brother, Ty made a push for the award on the field against Marquard by having more balls dropped than his old boys school. While his attempt to make it a family affair is well noted, it was not enough to sway the vote his way. We all hope Ty will be back to his dependable self tonight!

And the Winner is…

However, there is only one performance (off the field) that was good enough to snatch victory away from the Fouches this week. His campaign started when, on route to the hard fought Marquard rugby game, he asked Kyle ‘Smeagol’ Williamson if he “had any hand cream” because his skin was feeling a little rough. It was a cute moment I am sure, but not one that inspires your teammates to believe that you will be up for the rough and tumble on the field!

This in itself was not enough to clinch it though. Ty was a shoe in until the party celebrations at the Shebeen after Marquard… Pre- empting Gazza’s early decline, this player erupted in the loos after what must have been the shortest game of coinage in the history of the Shebeen.

All in all, you had a very pink week, Devon Van Schalkwyk, now harden the f*** up

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5 Responses to “Pink Pants Award for the Nadoes Clash tonight”

  1. hardening up..good thing i have the hand cream..muhahaha damnit.

  2. May there be a lot more puking tonight!

  3. Nice Pink Bra.. LOL Looks good on him! :)

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