New Section: The days of our lives
14. Oct, 2008 
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We are introducing a new addition to our website – The days of our lives
What is it all about? Well take a look at your partners magazine collection next time you waiting for her to ‘freshen up,’ you bound to find at least one of the following: Heat, Glamour or Hello!
These my friends are what are know as ‘Gossip Magazines.’ Lets all say it together, G-O-S-S-I-P magazines. So in a search to get more female visitors to the site (and shred fellow team members to pieces), enter THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES
Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives
THIS WEEKS NEWS:
- Chris ‘Kentucky’ Vella has just recently become a single man. When asked what happened, he replied:
“It was a mutual thing.” Is this true or not, I’ll leave it up to you to decide.
- Sean ‘The Gov’ Voigt has been seen kissing a female. Yes its true, the once formidable ‘hunt the grunt’ contestant appears to have settled down with one woman. Is this the ultimate endurance competition?
- Ulla Fitschen, wife of senior player Rolf is about to pop. The couple are expecting mini Fitschen to enter the world mid December.
- C. Schmidt has been identified as the hit and run culprit who reversed into Vella’s car on the night of the Shebeen dinner….we know where you stay and are coming for you.
- Stevo has decided to drop friends and girlfriend to persue his career in JHB. Good luck Stevo, remember your bullet proof vest!!
- Holder of the ‘Most Improved Player Award,’ Ryan ‘Macca’Carthy has also recently had his heart ripped apart by the opposite sex; but in true Shebeen style he has jumped back onto his wild Lion, stuck his finger in its arse and organised two dates, in two consecutive nights, with two different woman….2,2,2. When approached to comment Ryan ‘MaccaTutu’ had this to say:
“In your face Dutchie!” (who’s Dutchie, only he will know)
- Screw the whale, save the white male; Jimmy the Tulip has managed to land a job without sleeping with anyone (so he claims). From 2011 he will be offering a ‘legalese-translation service’ at exorbitant rates for Shebeen Boys and a general legal advice service for even more exorbitant rates. All are welcome to send him lawyer jokes, call him in times of need, and then of course egg his and his bosses cars (0825849006)
Got anything spicy? Email info @shebeenboys.co.za (no spaces in the address)
ouch… Gaz, I was just trying to be like you…. endurance comp?? Ouch again??
Chris, don’t feel so bad mate, happened to me 2 days ago as well! Anyways, we’ll make plans for a squadron attack sometime soon – I’ll kamikaze the ‘ugly friend’ and you can work your magic on the hottie!
I’m single but don’t have time to mingle. If anyone (bar Gov ‘cos I know his track record) finds themselves in a bind with 2 girls in their bedroom my number is on the site?
not dropping friends and def not dropping gf! i’ll come visit all you guys except murray
I knew straight away (without looking at the author) that Gary (“hey guys”) wrote this “article”.
Oh and I forgot, Andrew ‘Untag myself’ Moir has just recently had his fiance return from Australasia. Penny…..make sure he polishes the gun before trying anyone on you – seriously, it could get messy
lmao
I don’t believe the ‘Gov Writeup.” In 7 years, i’ve never seen him with a ‘woman.’ I would like photo’s to prove it.
for the record, the female in question saw the write-up… thanks guys, thanks a bundle…. fuck…
Thanks guys for catering for your female fans who braved the cold at the Nadoes game.
See you this week.