Lesson 1 – How to score every night

06. Jan, 2009 6 Comments

In today’s lesson we observe veteran hunter J-the Cardinelli-C performing previously rumoured tactics.

With many woman’s names etched in his cellphone, this predator is seldomly seen performing these particular moves when a camera is in the vicinity. We were lucky to capture this footage….

Step 1:
Pracitse a few dance moves on the side of the dance floor. Observe your targets dance style and get into her frame of mind. BEWARE – its a dog eat dog world out there; the longer you take, the higher the risk of losing the target to other hunters.

Step 2:
Once you confident that you are unable to learn anymore from observation, move in towards the target and begin the mating dance.

Step 3:
A smile is worth a thousand words. Smile as much as you can.

Step 4:
This is important…when the time is right and the mojo levels are at the maximum they will be all night, ROAR out your mating call. Throw your arm up in the air so as to make your location known in case other females wish to investigate.

Step 5:
Move in for the kill. Swiftly, silently and with a goal in your mind


Step 6:
Awesome…feel privelaged

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6 Responses to “Lesson 1 – How to score every night”

  1. JC Reply 06. Jan, 2009 at 17:34

    Have I ever told you how much I hate you guys?

  2. Milhose Reply 06. Jan, 2009 at 21:26

    check out the boob in PIC 1. goodness! (apologies if it is anyones sister / girlfriend)

    JC mate, its the power of the wife beater…. hands down!

  3. schizo Reply 10. Jan, 2009 at 22:10

    i shall try these moves out on my wife tonight

  4. MaccaTutu Reply 16. Jan, 2009 at 15:49

    What a demon…

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