Shebeen Social Sports Club » General http://www.shebeenboys.co.za Shebeen SSC is a social sports club based in Cape Town, South Africa. Shebeen Boys is the clubs 1st rugby team. Thu, 29 Jul 2010 11:02:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Pink Pants Award for Cobras Clash http://www.shebeenboys.co.za/pink-pants-award-for-cobras-clash.htm http://www.shebeenboys.co.za/pink-pants-award-for-cobras-clash.htm#comments Wed, 28 Jul 2010 10:38:05 +0000 Richi http://www.shebeenboys.co.za/?p=2784 Dear Shebeen,

There has been a long wait between internal league matches. Given the nature of the break (SWC etc), I am sure you are all clamouring to get a vote in on who should get the Pink Pants for tonight’s game because EVERYONE did something stupid, no doubt. Despite claims by other Shebeen members, I am not omnipotent and unfortunately only had my own holiday experiences to draw from… but feel free to share your stories about your teammates over drinks in the tunnel and at The Shebeen tonight!

So to kick off with the runner’s up:

2nd Princess:

Jevron “Dig my side profile” Epstein gets this mention because he really does believe that having matching hairstyles makes him a perfect replica of Quade Cooper on the field…

1st Princess:

Ruxton “Bishops” McClure gets this mention for his performance on Sunday… against Shebeen! Well played Rux, think you cemented your spot in the Medics backline with that performance!

As has been the case throughout this 2010 season, however, there is always one exemplary act that clearly earns that person the Pink Pants Award, and it is no different this week…

To cut a long and humorous story short, the punchline is that this player got wasted and upset and tried to carve a word into his own arm… that word was “HATE”… however, combining the amount of alcohol he had consumed, and the questionable quality of his schooling, he managed to misspell it. What did he actually gouge into his arm?

“Haite”… I sh*t you not! Oh, and his email address is along the lines of devz06@***mail.com… super pink all round!

So, for the second time this season, The Pink Pants Award goes to…


Devon “Devzo-Six” Van Schalkwyk! Congrats Devzo, I look forward to the next edition of humorous contributions from you

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Check out membership and entitlements to find out how….

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]]> http://www.shebeenboys.co.za/world-map-simplified.htm/feed 1 The Vuvuzela, annoying people since the 1660′s http://www.shebeenboys.co.za/the-vuvuzela-annoying-people-since-the-1660s.htm http://www.shebeenboys.co.za/the-vuvuzela-annoying-people-since-the-1660s.htm#comments Fri, 02 Jul 2010 11:48:41 +0000 Sparky http://www.shebeenboys.co.za/?p=2740

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It’s called the Laughing Stock

Apparently England are changing the 3 lions on the shirt to 3 tampons.
A spokesman for the FA said this is to represent the worst period they have ever had.

All future England matches have been moved to the Gay Adult Channel.
Apparently the sight of 11 a…holes getting hammered for 90 minutes was far too explicit for ITV

So an angry fan managed to get into the England changing room after last nights game.
Apparently Robert Green tried to grab the man but missed.

The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning –
“it is so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constant struggling and facing the impossible” said Sipho Umboto, orphan, aged 6

All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand.
In fact, they’re crossing the line.

Chicken or beef England?
(thanks Trevor)

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Where: Villagers Rugby Club and the bar
Time: 19:00 start
Cost: R150 entry with R100 re-buys (unlimited) and R100 add-on (Limited to 1 per person)

Prizes:
1st: R3000
2nd: R2000
3rd: R1000
4th: R500

Call: Warren Sargeant to book your place: 076 774 6463 or email on warren@loudfire.co.za

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