Shebeen Social Sports Club

A Department of Water Resource representative stops at a Free State farm and talks with the old farmer. He tells the farmer, “I need to inspect your farm for the water allocation”. The farmer says, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there”. The government employee says, “Meneer, I have the full authority of [...]

Read this on Twitter this morning… If Tony Woodcock was Afrikaans, would he be called Antonie Houtpiel? Class!

Gents, Unfortunately we have had to postpone the Golf this weekend as too many people have prior commitments. We will look at a new date ASAP and get the ball rolling! Call me if you feel like drinking. I am keen! SHEBEEN!

Happy Happy to our Chairman Richie Ricardo Connear. He will be hosting a party at his palace in the near future… I think he is 14 today! SHEBEEN Here’s a present for you:

I am not sure if any one has seen or know these guys, but Sebas and Grant were at St Andrews with me and are currently cycling from John O’Groats, the northern most tip of the UK on their way to Cape Agulus, the southern most tip of Africa. The motivation behind this incredible journey [...]

A guy applies for a job at a new South African Government Department. The interviewer asks, “Are you disabled in any way?” “Yes!” the guy says, “…a landmine blew my testicles away!” “O.K. you’re hired!” the interviewer announces, “Working hours are from 8 till 5 o’clock. Make sure you’re here by10 every morning!” Puzzled the [...]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. ‘In honor of this holy season’ Saint Peter said, ‘You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.’ The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. ‘It represents [...]